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Synopsis

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This has got to be the weirdest film festival ever.

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Snacking is the tale of how a scary group of arrogant filmmakers and wanna-be movie stars descend upon a small mountain town that has accidentally agreed to hold probably the weirdest film festival ever: no entry can have cost more than $500 to make.

Long Version

Perched on a dry lake in historic Bitter Leaf, California, the Raccoon Village Family Resort is a shadow of its former glory. Then, in breezes the shaman of showmen, Jack Hicks, with a lightning tongue and a bizarre proposal to resuscitate Raccoon Village by holding The Bitter Leaf Film Festival (formerly "The Blazing Hills Film Festival" before the fire). The rules: each entry must have cost less than $500 to film.

Suddenly the cut-rate spa overflows with cut-rate glitterati cutting deals, ducking photogs, and talking big-big-big. Meet Luis Cristal, Eurotrash auteur of the film Black which is just that -- no picture, almost no sound. Just black. And Mitchell Starch, whose Abbott and Costello Meet Alien is sure to be the hit of the Festival as long as he can resolve a few legal issues first...like permission to actually use the footage. And Rudolfo Finnini, whose next project is a Punk-Rasta version of Lewis Carroll's tale entitled Alice With Attitude.

It's all for art, of course. But will anything be left of poor Raccoon Village when the geniuses are through snacking?

Synopsis from FilmsOn.com

The Sundance Film Festival, despite its early intentions, has become a glamorous winter-playland snow camp, like something that belongs in Frontierland at Disneyland. There, the rich and famous can walk on the streets like normals, and where unknown filmmakers can hobnob with studio execs like superstars.

But when film stars descend on a remote mountain summer camp in this comedy send-up of Sundance, three hopelessly overwhelmed camp counselor/festival producers are thrust into the awkward position of checking them into their shack-like cabins as the first ever Bitter Leaf Film Festival.

Ranging from the all-in-black-Prada feminist famous director super-bitch to the egocentric Italian cineaste who demands to poison all the chirping forest animals so he can have some peace and quiet, these very special guests of the fest threaten to rattle the poor little festival to shreds.

Review (from FilmsOn.com)

The writing is the star of this short excerpt from what is presumably a feature script by writer-director Emmett Loverde. Fascinatingly nuanced and neurotic characters form the eccentric base of this wry and knowing story that builds a delightfully wicked satire around the more unfortunate elements of film fests.

Exaggerated comedy can be overbearing, unless treated with a light touch by the performers. Everyone clearly had a blast on this film, and it shows. More of an in-joke for those in the film biz, it'll be a giggle-fest for everyone else nevertheless.

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