Golf Guy
Sports fan Reggie (Bruce L. Hart) grapples with whether to watch pro golf or hang out with his girlfriend Vivi (Jessica Wolford).
Sister Trade-In
Young Steve (Spencer Gonzalez) wants advice about replacing his little sister Cindy (Isabella Gonzalez) with a better one.
Scratch 'n' Yiff
Waitress Lindsey (Lindsey Brill) discusses a regular customer who wants to go out with her. Two problems: he's a parrot and a "yiff".
The Starlet
Famous movie star Sandra Gerrity (Amanda Noret Reed) stops by the table and quickly realizes that the Free Advice guys have no idea who she is so she has a little fun with that.
The Four Locos
Two guys (Tom Schanley and Jonathan Arkin) discuss how chicks can't write love songs like dudes can.
Holly Truegood
A kindhearted young woman (Holly Newton) is frustrated over her efforts to give felons "sensitivity training" at the local penitentiary.
The Wannabe
A distraught young man (Jonathan Arkin) contemplates suicide even though he is actually pretty far from the end of his rope.
Erg
A guy (Barry Thurston, Jr.) complains of a mysterious disability that no one seems to respect.
Lucy's Guy Problem #1
A young woman (Elana Blank) shares the first of what will be many issues with her swirling universe of men.
Dr. Harwood
A cranky licensed psychiatrist (Harwood Gordon) has a small problem with the Free Advice table and its two proprietors.